Month: February 2017

Taiwan No.2 台灣難八凸 / America First… Taiwan Second

Dear President Trump, Taiwan is a fantastic country, just great. We have no Mexicans here, zero. We checked. Also, we have: A wall made of water on four sides. Some people call this being an island. But we just say Great Waterwall. A girl president with working girl parts. She is hot, at least an “8.5” Many many impressive crowds, great crowds, bigly. The best Spring Break outside of Cabo San Lucas, which is in Mexico. Totally Lame. Ours is great. Health insurance. It’s true, we all have it. It’s great. We can go to the doctor when we’re...

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